OUR LADY OF TRAILER CHIC CANDLE

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Prayer

Dear Lady, I dedicate this candle to you that I might always enjoy life’s blessed necessities: clear reception on all my favorite reality shows, maximum-hold hairspray, and front row seats at the weekly stock car races. I humbly beg you to shelter my home and prized possessions including my, velvet painting masterpieces, tiki bar with genuine coconut-shell mugs, and award winning yard art. And through your great power ensure that one day my vintage-vehicle collection includes one that actually runs. Amen.

Directions for Use

Place candle on coaster from favorite tourist destination and light. Repeat prayer three times while encircling candle with fuzzy dice, beer-can key chain, and “Welcome to Las Vegas” postcard. Good Luck!

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