OUR LADY OF ONLINE ROMANCE CANDLE

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Prayer

With the most fervent desire of my soul I ask for your assistance and protection in my search for online romance. Walk with me into crowded chatrooms and keep my path clear of obvious deadbeats and losers. Help me avoid internet stalkers and those who would download our intimate conversations to pass around the office. And through your great power ensure that my Mr. Right is not actually a 14-year old computer geek from Hoboken. Amen.

Directions for Use

Place candle on computer monitor and light. Repeat prayer once upon entering a chatroom and continuously if consenting to a private chat. In extreme cases unplug the computer and change your screen name. Good Luck!

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