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HOLIER THAN THOU CANDLE
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MSRP: $12.00
Price: $10.95
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Item Number: 66486
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Prayer
Seeking your guidance, I offer this prayer to you for help in my encounters with those who presume themselves better than others. Shield me from their judgmental pronouncements on my values, political leanings and body art. And with the strength of your mighty hand, strike from my consciousness their predictions as to where I’ll be spending eternity. Amen.
Directions for Use
Place lit candle on a stack of banned books. Repeat prayer three times while considering your own sense of morality and fairness. In case of a mother-in-law visit, repeat prayer continuously while sneaking out the back door. If persecution persists, turn your cheeks and head for Berkeley. Good Luck! |
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