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FASHION VICTIM PRAYER CANDLE
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MSRP: $12.00
Price: $10.95
You Save: $1.05 (9 %)
Item Number: 70446
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Prayer
I place the devotion of my sorrowful heart at thy feet so that I may be pardoned from a destiny of suffering over current fashion trends. Free me from bell bottom pants and the people who wear them. And with the help of thy grace I firmly resolve never to agonize over matching shoes and purses again. Amen.
Directions for Use
Gather all direct mail clothing catalogs together and place candle on top of stack. Light candle and repeat prayer three times while wearing a piece of clothing at least three years old. Pin last clothing receipt on left sleeve and wear during seven alternate days. Take care that apparel is appropriately mismatched. Good Luck! |
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