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DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY CHRISTMAS CANDLE
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MSRP: $12.00
Price: $10.95
You Save: $1.05 (9 %)
Item Number: 66485
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Prayer
Once a week, place candle on top of Betty Crocker cookbook and light. Repeat prayer continuously while preparing tuna noodle casserole. If your world is suddenly too perfect, go to that neighborhood bar where everybody knows your name. Good Luck!
Directions for Use
Light candle after opening first Christmas card, and repeat prayer once for every dollar spent under duress on last minute gifts that mean absolutely nothing to you. In cases of extreme desperation, place lit candle directly under lowest and driest branch of Christmas tree while singing "There's No Place Like Home For The Holidays." Merry Christmas and Good Luck! |
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